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Pecker Noodle – 5.5 feet tall Ozze

Name: We offer high-quality Pecker Noodle - 5.5 feet tall Ozze for competitive price
SKU: mode_6641979162693
Price: 15.11 USD
Availability: InStock

Original price was: $ 25,19.Current price is: $ 15,11.

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SKU: mode_6641979162693 Category: Joke & Party Items Tags: Brands_Ozze, Category_Novelties & Games, Subcategory_Joke & Party Items

Ah, the summertime of youth, when we were free to frolic about in the summer sun without a care in the world. I sure miss those days. I miss the weird older lady who liked to smack everybody in the head with a penis-shaped pool noodle.
What? You mean your local swimming pool didn’t have a weird older lady who smacked people in the head with a penis-shaped pool noodle? Fortunately, now you have the opportunity to ensure that none of the kids in your neighborhood have to suffer the same deficiency that you did. Now you can be that weird older lady, with this Penis pool float.
Disclaimer: We do not actually encourage you to smack neighborhood children in the head with this pool noodle. They probably will not look fondly on those memories, and their parents probably will call the cops on you for harassment. Instead, we recommend bringing the Pecker Pool Noodle to a bachelorette party. The guests there will appreciate it a lot more than any snot-nosed neighborhood kids could. Whether it’s a summertime bachelorette pool party or beach party, or you want it to be extra-surprising by bringing it to a regular party in the middle of winter, the Pecker Pool Noodle is sure to be a smash hit.

Measures 66 / 168cm long when inflated. Made of phthalate-free plastic.

Colour	Pink

Fast Shipping and Professional Packaging

We have a range of shipping options because of our long-term relationship with UPS FedEx DHL. Our warehouse staff are trained to pack your goods exactly as per the specifications we offer. Before shipment, all items will be thoroughly examined and secured. We ship to thousands clients every day from all over the world. This shows how we're dedicated to becoming the biggest retailer on the internet. We have distribution centers as well as warehouses located in Europe and in the USA.

Note: Orders with more than one item will be assigned a separate processing period for each item.

Before shipping, all ordered items will be thoroughly inspected. The majority of orders are shipped within 48-hours. Delivery time ranges between 3-7 days.

Returns

Due to the multiple parties involved such as the factory and the warehouse, we cannot fully manage stock. Therefore, the actual inventory could alter at any time. Be aware that your order may run out of stocks after you place the order.

Our policy is valid for a period of 30 days. If you have passed 30 days in the past since you purchased and we are unable to offer you a return or exchange.

The item should not be in use and must be in its original condition. It must also still remain in the original packaging.

Pecker Noodle – 5.5 feet tall Ozze

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